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On Day 1337 of a hunger strike to protest titan brutality, authorities confirmed that dreadlord Varimathras died from malnutrition. For thousands of years, Vari endured torture at the hands of Shivarra sadists. He described the pain as worse than having a tooth drilled into the nerve without novocaine, or reading tweets composed by Donald J. Trump. Vari had lost enough weight to make Azeroth models doubt if they were skinny enough to fit inside a backpack. His time of death is unknown because he had been standing in the exact same position without moving for the entire strike duration.

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